Letter to the North Pole

My second grade students wrote letters to Santa today. After they asked for what they wanted, I instructed them to say something nice to Santa. One of my young students forgot this all-important last step in the body of his letter. He then brought It to me for editing.

Me: Dude, you forgot to say something nice to Santa.

Boy: [confused look on his face]

Me: You have to say some thing nice to him.

Boy: How about, "You're not fat; its your stretchy pants"?

Ingenuity

It's amazing what a child can do when they're grounded from television, game machines, and iPhone. The Brain made his own shoes from duct tape and cardboard. Apparently, one foot is pointed at the toes while the other is squared.