Presenting the Great C-ini

My magician son performed magic tonight. I don't know if it was a success or an epic fail. When I arrived home from my book club meeting, he informed me that he had done something really bad and was afraid I would be mad at him. He said he tried to do a magic trick with a penny, but he accidentally swallowed it. Oops. I still can't figure out how a 9YO boy can accidentally swallow a penny. The nurse said that since he was able to swallow, the penny probably was already in his stomach and would pass through his intestines in the next few days. Super D suggested that C inspect his poops to see if it has a "cent". I told C that it was a fantastic trick because he made the penny disappear!