Recipe

Ingredients:

1 freezer door, left ajar
juice of defrosted chicken breasts
3 hot June days
a dash of oversight

Combine all ingredients. Bake at 100+ in a preheated garage, until the smell of death permeates the entire house.

*I can't say I recommend this dish. In fact, it should be avoided at all costs. It could be a rather expensive entree.

(Maybe I should retitle my blog "If only...", as in "If only I had cleaned a little more thoroughly...")